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I suppose I should start with myself.

Reliul

I will not bore you with the intricate motions of my life story, but if you wish to know anything about me, know that my name is Reliul. I lived here, in your universe, too long ago for me to attempt to describe. Evolution did not grant you the ability to visualize numbers so large. To be honest, neither did it grant me the ability, but being cursed with a perfect memory will force a mind to learn.

I mean that word--cursed. How I got to my condition is admittedly difficult to tell, even after so long, though I will give you the short of it. I betrayed a true friend and got for my cruelty a true punishment. My body was erased, and as compensation for my lack of form, I was granted the ability to sense all of a universe at once and remember it all with perfect clarity. I suspect those "gifts" were designed as a sure form of torture, for without a voice, I could not talk to anyone I met or share any of the stories I saw.

It should be obvious to you that I can talk now, though if you were to ask how, after so long, I can now speak to someone, I would have no answer for you. I only gained a voice upon reaching my home again, and I can only talk to one person: Veronica--the one who is so kindly typing my words.

It's the least I can do.

Again, I thank you. Now, I have spoken enough of myself for the time being, so I introduce you to

Grand Reality.

Know that this attempt at painting Grand Reality for you will be as inadequate as trying to teach a blind person to see simply by describing what colors look like. You have never visited nonillions of universes. To an extent, I am as blind as you--for I cannot fly up above the sweep of Grand Reality to see it in its totality. We are submerged in it. But I shall try to describe it nonetheless.

Contained with in it is everything I will tell you of, all the stories and scattered tidbits about various universes. Everything you could imagine is more likely than not within the Grand Reality, along with things you or I could never dream of. There is little bound, for the Multiverse has existed for so long and the universes keep multiplying that it is impossible even for one such as myself to explore them all.

And you can trust me on this, for through my travels I have gathered some (but far from complete) knowledge of how the Multiverse operates. Since this is a glimpse into Grant Reality, I will not delve into detail--that sort of exploration will be in another page eventually--but know that there are strict rules that cannot be broken. One of them is that universes are constantly creating children universes, and every reality is connected to its parent, sibling, and child realities. Travel can only be done between these connections, and so it was through them that I travelled.

The stories and places I describe here may seem strange to you and our universe, which is only to be expected. The vastness of Grand Reality guarantees weirdness somewhere and everywhere. I only hope you enjoy them.

That seems to be good for the basics of it all. You may go now.

Veronica

Oh cool, that actually wasn't that long.

The name's Veronica Bynes, and unlike Reliul, there really isn't that much interesting about me. You can think of me as just some New York deadbeat who so happens to be able to talk to a being from another universe.

I am also of this reality.

Yeah, yeah, I know, but you know what I mean. When was the last time you were here, like 10 trillion BC?

I have already told you how long it has been.

I can't remember numbers that big. But I'm talking about me, stop butting in.

As it turns out, I'm apparently the only thing in this whole universe that is able to hear Reliul. And, god, it's weird as hell to hear it talk. It's like the whole universe is speaking--not in a loud sort of way, but more like everything is vibrating around you. That's not a good description at all. Reliul's the one with all the fancy words, ok?

But yeah, long story short is that it annoyed me into doing all this for it. Not that I'm really complaining, since doing this gives me a break from my real job, but there are other things I'd rather be doing.

You did not have to include that.

You get to say what you want in your section, and I get to say what I want in mine, deal? I'm done now anyways. Whoever's reading this, I might write up the story of how Reliul found me and got me to help it, but I just learned how to use HTML, it's late, and I need sleep.